Tana mongeau

A bitch who likes lying and saying she got fucked with a toothbrush.

Hey do you know tana mongeau?

Oh that toothbrush hoe?

by The bitch206 June 30, 2018

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Monged Out

A term used to refer to someone who is unable to speak due to a large intake of cannabis

Don't even talk to that guy, he is monged out!

by Goodguygav February 21, 2011

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Tit monger

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.

You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!

by Niokka September 10, 2006

load monger

A Female or Gay Male that loves to swallow semen.

The girl I spent last night with was a load monger.

by desantism July 25, 2004