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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

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infinity minus one

The sum total of reality.
All that exists and can be perceived must fit within infinity, thus at it's most simple scope reality is measured as infinity minus one.
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Mucus plug

A small mass of cervical mucus formed during pregnancy of a biological female. It is found at the cervical opening (if you finger-bang a chick deep enough, that "knobby" feeling thing in there) to prevent external and vaginal pathogens entering the womb during gestation (via the cervix of course, the baby head can still get Zika-ed.) It also keeps your jizz from getting all over the fœtus when you plow a pregnant chick, so no pedo.
Near the end of term, the plug will dislodge and exit: typically shortly before or after her water breaks (if it's not induced or whatevs.) This is called the "show" or "bloody show," and basically looks like her snatch sneezed (a cunt-achoo if you will.) Some vaginal trauma, REALLY rough pounding, or prolonged coitus involving a Mandingo can dislodge the pussy-booger earlier than nature intends, but another will form to replace it eventually; extra care must be taken to not introduce additional opportunistic bacteria or pathogens until this happens (so no ATV Intercourse if possible, or fucking any filthy, swamp dick-ed truckers.)
Remember men and/or lesbians! It's absolutely fine to rail a preggo, they get sloppy-wetter than usual, you can drop as many loads as you want, and her vajayjay gets real crowded during those last few months; feels great! Just when that mucus plug comes out, be ready to beat off for several weeks after...
by Jackalodeath August 28, 2016
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Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.
"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."
by Ritzabee December 21, 2008
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minus

When your employer decides to reduce benefits, compensations or eliminates bonuses instead of giving raises or bonuses.
Our Christmas bonus this year was a minus instead. We did not get checks like usual. Instead we got a notice that they were canceling our reimbursement for our cell phones!
by Helius September 29, 2009
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plus minus

Adjective used, usually by nerds, when the pros and cons make a decision difficult. It can also be used when you are too lazy or apathetic to make a decision.
"I'm plus minus on Obama, but Hillary definitely sucks!"
by sawb0nes February 24, 2008
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sub-ham, minus ham

A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
by The Original Slim Bavis October 26, 2004
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