Definitions by Ritzabee

Ritz Pack Minus 4 

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.

"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."

Ritz Pack Minus 4 by Ritzabee December 21, 2008