mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"

Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"

by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021

Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.

Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.

by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010

Emo Mermaid

A term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can't walk.

Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.

by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017