When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.
by #The_Truth February 25, 2015
The death of all joy.
An expensive hobby.
Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.
Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.
Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.
An expensive hobby.
Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.
Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.
Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.
"Hes leaving, and all my dreams are crushed into pieces, like my heart, on the floor...I suppose theres no such thing as 'Happily every after'...i feel so stupid"
"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"
"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"
by XoSnowWhiteXo February 9, 2010
by BLEHHHHHHHHHHH October 31, 2018
by #1 jason marz fan April 17, 2009
Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.
by Mark872 September 20, 2011
Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure
Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor
Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor
Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage
by blashada October 18, 2012
A cultural sanction that is out of date and not needed. Basically, a woman becomes a slave to her husband and must legally refuse her name thereby being robbed of her identity.
by Thinking is not a crime May 28, 2009