Marriage 

Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise

Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage

Marriage by blashada October 18, 2012

Marriage 

A cultural sanction that is out of date and not needed. Basically, a woman becomes a slave to her husband and must legally refuse her name thereby being robbed of her identity.

Alice Smith is now Mrs. Peter Asshole. She went through marriage yesterday.

Marriage by Thinking is not a crime May 27, 2009

Marriage 

the union of two people from opposite sex that are capable of reproducing on their own, not excluding those of opposite sexes that have problems with fertillity, they there for do not apply

"they can have a Marriage because one is a guy and one is a girl, not a man and a man, or a girl and a girl that i just wrong".

Marriage by somerandomkid19999999 May 29, 2008

marriage 

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

marriage by Pat January 4, 2004

Marriage 

In other words, legalized fucking.

You can't have sex until marriage! God has the right to dictate when, how, and whom you fuck with!

Marriage by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010

marriage 

a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.

marriage by Meytal Mantzur May 14, 2013

Marriage 

Coming from someone who requires the threat of hell-fire to keep a woman your criticism doesn’t carry a whole lot of weight.

Hym “Yeah marriage is great... unless you have a fat cock. Because why get married when you can you can just sit in your group home and wait for your staff to hire someone to suck you off every day while you get a round of applause from Dr JeepJorp.”

Marriage by Hym Iam September 28, 2022