lobster lips

An exceptionally pink vagina very crusty like lobster lips

Her lobster lips were too nasty to eat out

by Gcarr21 February 17, 2015

loobylarry

Loobylarry is possibly one of THE most autistic minecraft players ever. He is an actual retard and has no friends..

Loobylarry actually has autism

by AnonymousGGEZ March 13, 2017

lobster knob

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.

Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.

by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

Lobstarpro

A pussy ass nigga

Lobstarpro is annoying.

by JeffreyisSTINKY April 16, 2019

Lobstercocking

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".

Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.

by lil badger February 5, 2020

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021