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hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle
DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.
by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011
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Disco Lemonade

1.) An excellent cocktail. There are several different ways to mix it.
Method A: Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade
Method B: Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry, and Rasperry Juice

2.) A line from the crazy-cool song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. The song was inspired when the lead singer and his girlfriend were messing around, and the girlfriend's roommate walked in, commenting "Smells like sex and candy in here!"

NOTE: NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS FOLLOW THIS TERM DESPITE WHAT MORONS WITH NO TIME MAY SAY
I'll have a Disco Lemonade.

"And then there she was/
in platform double-suede/
Yeah, there she was/
like Disco Lemonade." -Marcy Playground
by BrightLights January 12, 2008
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lemontration

When a male drinks lots of lemon juice over time and then receives a blow job.
I gave this chick lemontration last night, you should have seen her tang face squirm!
by Didzy September 25, 2010
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Lemonazi

A person who got so many lemons from life that he started loving them and became obsessed about them.
When life gives you lemons, dont become a lemonazi!!!
by Lemonazi January 18, 2019
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lemon demon

A musical project and band made by our god, Neil Cicierega, in 2003. Not to be associated with the FNF monster.
Person 1: "lemon demon"
Person 2: "yes."
by devilish citrus November 26, 2022
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Lemonist

(Read Lemonism first)
A dedicated follower to the religion of Lemonism, people who worship Darell on daily. People who are against the limes but are at peace with others and themselves, they know the meaning of the universe.
Guy1: “Hey fellow Lemonist, what are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am worshipping Darell.”
by Xirock October 6, 2023
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Smashing Lemons

V. (or lemon smashing) Going chatroulette.com or omegle.com and successfully tricking random strangers (or your friends) into going on to lemonparty.org and get a reaction.
Stranger: Hey, do you know any cool games?

You: Oh yea! Go on to lemonparty.org. It's a lemon smashing game. It's pretty cool. I play it all the time!

Stranger: Oh sounds cool, wait.

Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? EWW!

or

Matt: Dude I totally lemon smashed Stephen last night!

Damian: Oh man really? What was his reaction?

Matt: He totally flipped out!!

or

Logan: Hey man do you wanna go smashing lemons?

Mark: Oh man totally! I can't believe people are gullible enough to go on it!

Logan: I know!
by Ekinsane May 6, 2011
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