Kringlefreuden

The guilt and anger one feels when attempting to create Christmas holiday cheer, but experience a result that falls short of expectation.

It is a pseudogerman portmanteau of
"kringle,” representing Kris Kringle, and
"schadenfreude"

Don't let Karen's perfectly decorated
matcha sugar cookies make you feel
kringlefreuden, your snickerdoodles
probably taste better, anyway.

by Sad_Sally August 2, 2022

Kringle my sleigh

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.

I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

klinkledink

when you are named lateef and youre idiot friend bryan loses an argument against you that is called “klinkledink”

bryan “lateef you arent right!”
lateef *proves hes right* “i just klinkledink”

by hiphiphoorayisavedtheday August 2, 2024

Kringlecum

The delicious, creamy, sensational, and addicting seasonal white beverage. also known as eggnog!

“hey what should i bring to the christmas party?”

“definitely some kringlecum!”

“for sure man, kringlecum it is!”

by drsv November 4, 2023

Krinkelberry

What?

I went to town to buy some KrinkelBerrys

by Souptim November 8, 2023

Kcrinkle

A wrinkle that's soul purpose is to be fidgited

I KCrinkle my soft shirt cause I like the material

by Sneebley January 5, 2024

Kringle

When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.

That kringle is embarrassing.

by kylearse January 30, 2024