Dirty Koala

When a shorter guy takes home a taller girl and has to climb her like a tree during sexual acts.

“Damn... she’s hot but she’s taller than you bro”
“I’ll tell you what I’d take her back and give her something called the dirty koala”

by IRTech609 June 21, 2019

Koala Sex

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down if the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged to not let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion.

Donovan and Ashley had crazy Koala sex! She tried to move and he planted her face down! Then he smacked her ass until she let him do whatever he wanted!

by DPrevenant December 23, 2008

koala your face

When a koala attacks and rips your face off and throws it on the ground with disdain.
Frequently misused as 'koala your ass' which actually means that a koala has ripped your ass off.

Eric got all honeyed up for Geoff's cash room but discovered that there was no cash to be found, so he said to Geoff, 'I'm going to koala your face'...and he did.

by wealthy in forest heights December 16, 2008

Koala Bear

A gay bear who acts like a twink

Don't those koala bears look out of place bopping around to Miley Cyrus?

by Hanyo00 June 29, 2011

Stoned Koala

A koala of moderate size that frequently smokes bamboo blunts.

Dude, that Stoned Koala deboed my finest greens!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Koalabearing

This process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. Typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body mass clutching them ferociously, like a rabid Koala.

Also see Xanax, Spooning, and Koalas

"I really hate to spoon after sex, but when I woke up he was koalabearing the shit out of me. I'm never taking Xanax again."

by JennyPanda December 7, 2006

koala'd

when a blacked out drunk woman attaches herself to you like a koala to a eucalyptus and ruins your game

I was trying to hit on Sara, but sue koala'd me all fucking night.

by predator206 November 16, 2009