Juno

Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.

“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”

by Kitten212121 September 07, 2022

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He is a person who once shot a bullet at the sun. He is very egocentric, and likes being accepted too much. Juno practices his mannerisms into the wall, but sees himself as the bigger person. He has a powerful job with a wife that doesn't like him. He slobbers over clovers on the hillsides, but lies about it. He doesn't know he's living a lie though.

Juno was mad.

by jerry that man January 06, 2024

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Juno is super sweet maybe a little ill tempered but if he likes you then he's there for you whenever you need him and he will love you till the end of time. A Juno is usually strong and agile along with being very brilliant. He may be a bit mean but it helps when it comes to protecting you.

"Did u catch Belly's new man, he's so awesome I wish me was mine"
"That's because he's a Juno"

by That person4 September 02, 2018

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