jonah

a shit typer

we got a jonah on the chat

by spicelord June 12, 2018

Dirty Jonah

Dirty Jonah is when a man named Jonah has the biggest cock and a dirty Sam dosent

Wow he has a dirty Jonah and not a dirty Sam

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

Jonah

Sexy ass nigga

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.

by hbskxobsjcb September 14, 2019

Jonah

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

by Jonah Falcon September 17, 2005

Jona

Cute,attractive
Funny and eazy to talk to
But bottles up his emotions
But overall an all rounded person

Who ever has (jona)as there boyfriend is blessed

by Jona. August 21, 2017

jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe

jonah is good for anal

by Jonah101 August 14, 2019

Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015