jo mamma

The ghetto way of saying "your momma", someone who uses this expression did not get educated in school or dropped out in 1st grade.

Hey jonny, les go steal that car ova ther!
But jo mamma said we gats ta stop, or we be in jail

by J-Wheezy June 25, 2005

jo'ing

Jacking Off, Masturbating

Hey, are you in your room jo'ing?

by Gbcue November 24, 2007

Jo-Brosexual

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.

"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."

by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009

JO party

JO is used as the abbreviation for "Jack Off" (masturbate). A JO party is essentially another name for a "circle jerk", a group of men communally masturbate.

Well the machine is busted again, looks like we can't work, let's just have a Jo party.

by Team Zulu June 13, 2008

jo ann

one swaggy sexy ass mf

carl: hey did u see jo ann today?
kimberly: yea she was looking so swag 😩

by wilsonjoann29 January 23, 2021

Jo-Hann

Used to describe an awesome sick dude who has luscious hair. He attracts girls the same way mosquitoes are attracted to him.
Pronounced- Je-O-Ha-en

Man look at that Jo-Hann over there!

by Walking Dictionary wizard June 24, 2017

JO crystal

JO crytals are crystals, that you can "charge" by jacking off (aka masturbating) close/next to another JO crystal user. It's a way to show love appreciation or love to the other user. Mostly used by best friends. Nobody knows exactly what "charging" means, but from what I heard and read about this topic, it refers to "getting to know each other better".

Person 1: "Yo, wanna jack off together?"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"

by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022