Jizzywhistle

Slang term for penis.

I am gonna shove my jizzywhistle into your percussion section.

by Atomicfreak March 16, 2012

Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013

Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"

by srika December 5, 2013

Jizzyweep

When you are so depressed you left the bar alone you go home to masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.

I couldn't get laid at all this weekend so I just ended up Jizzyweeping all night.

by Jizzy Weep August 26, 2015

jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.

Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.

by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016

Jizzy D

1)A placeholder name given to rappers without a nickname.

2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.

1) Yo did you hear that new song by Jizzy D?

2)What was the name of that guy from GTA, Jizzy D?

by King fuck wad December 21, 2016