by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019
Get the I fucked your mom shit lipsmug. i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs
by pooii November 9, 2019
Get the I fucking eat my pussy bitchmug. Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the fifty percent chance I fuck your wifemug. by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2007
Get the fuck you and I hope your dog diesmug. Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022
Get the I fucked your Wife last nightmug. A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022
Get the I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herdedmug. by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022
Get the GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOEmug.