Garden Hose

if your nose long, ur nose long like garden hose.

also you're a dickhead!

Ha! Look at your nose! Nose long like garden hose!

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Hose Hunter

Definition of a Female in pursuit of a Fire Fighter.

Originated in Oswego County

She's always hanging around the Fire Station....I think she's looking for a Hose to handle. Women like her are Hose Hunters

by Shayquandah April 17, 2014

Hose Rules

Spraying seniors with our hoses.

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"

by A.Non1989 December 5, 2011

Gay Hosed

When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.

Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.

by wammybammy October 26, 2016

The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014

Style Hosing

When a pipe is connected from your rectum to your mouth to create an endless cycle of shit.

"God damn!"
"what?"

"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"

by BurningEagle23 April 10, 2020

Tiv-Hosed

When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).

1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.

2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!

by B-Bone January 17, 2010