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Man-Hatchet

A penis of significant length and girth so as to allow the wielder to swing it like a hatchet. Commonly used as a show of dominance over a sexual conquest, or to humiliate a downed opponent after battle.
If bro wants smoke I'll hammer him in the face with my man-hatchet.
by The Man-Hammer November 9, 2021
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Portside hatchet

The act of fucking a female while on a boat and once finished you hack her into to pieces and proceed to throw her off the boat.
I just did the portside hatchet with Sally. She is no more.
by Mr. Cock and ball torture February 2, 2022
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Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.
I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches
by Sec8 July 16, 2022
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hatchet man

the most awsome symbol in the whole world wicked clowns for life phycopathic till the day i die muhfockuu
by jacob beausoleil January 17, 2010
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hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.
Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.
by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006
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hatchet

A hipster who acts ratchet. Hipster + ratchet = hatchet
Her vintage bolero hat is so hatchet.
by sugarsam2112 January 11, 2015
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hatchet man tattoo

A hatchet man tatto is the mascot / logo of the insane clown posse. It's is nirmally tattooed on white trash, low life hill Billy's who need a shower and dental care.
hatchet man tattoo

Y'all check out my new ICP tattoo!
by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016
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