a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.
"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008
Get the Guidosmug. a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.
by tss011 September 11, 2011
Get the Guidomug. A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.
by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006
Get the Guidomug. A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
Get the Guidomug. Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
Get the Guidomug. The pool boy
Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!
by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010
Get the Guidomug. Queers who give us real Italians a bad name. They spend an hour on their blowouts, get fake tans, and don't even speak a word of the Italian language.
by Baddy boy November 10, 2011
Get the Guidomug.