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syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.
by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010
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Guango

1. Meaning Drunken Idiot, Stoner person twacked out on drugs.

2. Badass, a person of complete legend, remarkable in every way.
1. Hey look at that stupid Guango, he's stumbling about everywhere!

2. Look at him, he thinks he's sly! Yeah, man that Joe is such a Guango!
by DrGuango February 5, 2010
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guant

Both a verb and an adjective which is derived from the way some Guantanamo detainees were fed.

verb
1. To feed rectally.

adjective
1. A way of feeding which is done rectally.
I can’t believe you guanted the whole burrito!”
“I’m going to eat that milkshake guant style.”
by beanricecheese December 10, 2020
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United Guantanastates of America

What the good ol' USofA will become in about 5 years.
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Guantanastates of America, and to the republic(ans), for which it stands, one nation, under Bush, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
by cizzl3 July 28, 2008
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guano

I had to clean some guano of my car.
by mic March 16, 2003
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guanaco/a

some1 who is from da ES YAH ..YA KNOW!!
(el salvador for da retards who dnt know wut es mean)
by luis May 13, 2005
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guanophrenic

Harold Camping is a senile old guanophrenic.
by cogwheel42 October 8, 2011
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