gonker

the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat.

the doctor took a peak at my GONKER as I said "AHHHH"

by cole clarke June 30, 2007

gonkers

The furry dice hanging in pimped-up cars.

I caught my heels in his gonkers last night.

by notpoodle January 8, 2009

Gonk

Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.

Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.

by Donttrynflarge September 9, 2013

pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

goink

The onomatopoeia for being poked in the eye

"Oh crap, that stick just goinked me in the eye!"

"Come here so i can goink you in the eye with my finger"

by GrolschMan February 17, 2010

Gohnoherpashyphilaids

Similar to Gohnoherpashyphildia, but with an absolute zero chance of actually living. (Terminal)

Tyler: Hey Robb, did you hear that Zach died?
Robb: Yeah, he fought Gohnoherpashyphildia for years.

Tyler: No, it was Gohnoherpashyphilaids...

by Mondoblitzer April 18, 2011

gonkie

An abnormally good quality/potency; term used to describe an advanced mind stupor resulting from recent drug use.

Man, you have to try this new bud its some of that gonkie shit.

by ChronicKnight November 18, 2015