Guffey

A Guffey is one of the most pure beings you may ever come in contact with. The name Guffey is truly a splendid thing to have because it was a royal family from Scotland that came to the Americas during the 1700s. The name Guffey comes from McGuffey again found in Scotland.

Wow, is that a Guffey walking down the street?

by 2-22 oof September 5, 2019

no guff

Kinda like “no shit” or “no kidding.”
Wayne Campbell from Waynes World coined this phrase.

Wayne and Garth walking through a desert.

Garth: “Wow we really are in the desert.”
Wayne: “Sha, no guff.”

by thetartag March 27, 2020

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?

man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff

by CODY WHYTE August 4, 2006

The Gruffle

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.

Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc

by Doggysoft September 11, 2005

Gruffnut

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.

Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.

by Chris the gr8 666 January 19, 2006

gruffles

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both

their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night

by Mick September 8, 2003