grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017

Gaunch

"Gaunch" was a term coined in the 1980'S by a Phys Ed teacher in Orchard Park, NY. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties.

That guy smoking in the bathroom is such a gaunch.

by darryl2011 January 23, 2011

Grunchie

Grumpy and punchie!

Some dumb person decided to wake me up while I was sleeping pleasantly and so for the rest of the day I was down right grunchie!

by Ella Marie Balsamo January 20, 2009

Gunch

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

by GunchMaster98 February 2, 2019

Gunches

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

by Deavii February 19, 2010

Gunch

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

by Lasagne August 20, 2013