Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.
by zestworm April 7, 2024
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Get the funniguy mug.A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
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Get the Funging mug.The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.
The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.
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Doing something in a way that is both funny and joyful, often with a playful or lighthearted attitude. It’s when you’re having fun and making others laugh at the same time, combining humor and happiness into one action.
Doing something in a way that is both funny and joyful, often with a playful or lighthearted attitude. It’s when you’re having fun and making others laugh at the same time, combining humor and happiness into one action.
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