If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.
Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
by bLUEJSK January 16, 2011
loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,
by The MAN4ME April 01, 2015
Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.
People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)
People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)
I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.
by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020
when someone shows a good example on how to act publicly most people like to honor that kind of person with loads of respect and I mean butt loads
Elsasser: Tobar, what do you think
Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair
Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar
Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair
Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar
by el equis June 04, 2009
He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.
by Solid Mantis January 01, 2020
A very fast math class that will make you squirm in pain and end up 10 days behind even though it's only been 5 days since the course started.
This class generally has 5 groups of kids:
The Human Calculators: Very smart, do all the math in their head, find it very easy and don't do homework
The Forced Mathematicians: Hate math but mom and dad force them to take pre-ap, likely already took the course outside of school.
The Passionate Gang: Kids that love math, and are good at it, but aren't always as fast as human calculators.
The AP Kids: These people take all the AP courses that they can take, including Pre-AP Functions
The Whipped: Kids who randomly joined but aren't brilliant at math, often fall asleep for 2 weeks after course ends.
This class generally has 5 groups of kids:
The Human Calculators: Very smart, do all the math in their head, find it very easy and don't do homework
The Forced Mathematicians: Hate math but mom and dad force them to take pre-ap, likely already took the course outside of school.
The Passionate Gang: Kids that love math, and are good at it, but aren't always as fast as human calculators.
The AP Kids: These people take all the AP courses that they can take, including Pre-AP Functions
The Whipped: Kids who randomly joined but aren't brilliant at math, often fall asleep for 2 weeks after course ends.
Teacher: We're starting Unit 5 today.
Kid: WHAT! I'm still on Unit 1!
Teacher: What did you expect, it's Pre-AP Functions
Kid: WHAT! I'm still on Unit 1!
Teacher: What did you expect, it's Pre-AP Functions
by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021
A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.
Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.
by GlizzyGobbler1141 October 25, 2023