Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010
Get the Goof Fruitmug. An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.
by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011
Get the Fruit Leathermug. I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.
My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).
Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.
Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).
This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.
If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.
My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).
Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.
Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).
This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.
If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.
by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007
Get the bum fruitmug. Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!
I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.
I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.
by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011
Get the Rectum Fruitmug. Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!
by JacqSparrow June 1, 2011
Get the Fruit Candymug. by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009
Get the What the Fruit?mug. Southern slang for a gay guy or woman. Usually a code word since most yankees have no idea what we're alluding to.
Homer- "Ummm,I gotta a question about Jason....."
Mike-" Oh yeah cuz, he's a fruit rabbit!"
Homer- "Yep I pretty much came that conclusion!"
Mike-" Oh yeah cuz, he's a fruit rabbit!"
Homer- "Yep I pretty much came that conclusion!"
by Land Ravager March 22, 2013
Get the Fruit Rabbitmug.