Flottenheimer

A person who thinks he is more beautiful than he is

Look at that flottenheimer, playing handsome

by Puffim August 21, 2021

Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

Flatlentines

Whether you like it or not, it's February 14th and you're having a night in with your flatmates. Some of you love being single, some are OK with it, some hate the fact, but at the end of the day you'd be all alone if it were for your Flatlentines.

<grittedteeth>Happy Flatlentines!! </grittedteeth>

by hjmp February 14, 2023

flattergabbed

When someone is poked by people around him/her while being flattened by a giant hydraulic press.

The judge sent Jimmy to be flattergabbed, bless his heart.

by BlusteelDiver May 19, 2023

Flattery

The assurance of paid legal fees, payable by cash or money order

“Listen babe, flattery will get you anywhere”

by Keith West June 11, 2023

flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.

Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.

by QuacksO November 30, 2023