Coin fumbler

Someone who can’t handle his coin/money is called a coin fumbler. The friend you are referring to is most likely to seppeku himself.

If you get called a coin fumbler you need to immediatley explain the situation and show everybody involved you are capable of saving money or try to laugh ut off so everybody eventuelle forgets the incident.

Coin Fumbler: “Fuck man i lost my rent money on crypto.”
Friend:”Yeah it’s quiet risky. Happend to me to done that been there.”
Coin Fumbler:”I lost some profit in my Business too… and got towed… and the wheel of my car broke”
Friend:”Oh man your quiet a unlucky guy. You need to stop fumbling your coin you Coin Fumbler.”

by HasikHasbik69 December 16, 2021

Fimple

The dimple that forms under your belly button because you got fat.

"awe, you have a dimple in your fat"
"yes, that's my fimple"

by marshmellow23 November 20, 2012

Fumbled the bag

When your girlfriend wants to fuck you and you don’t want to

Kyle D. “Fumbled the bag”!

by LenisLicker May 2, 2022

fumble

a couple playing with each other, especially each other's sexual organs

Sam and I had a bit of a fumble in bed last night

by progolfer99 June 22, 2015

fudge fumbler

A bakelite blowhole boy. Faggot.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.

Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!

by gsepfalz January 9, 2011

Fumble in the Jungle

When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.

Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.

by Zedav September 6, 2016