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feetsubishi

an act of pedestrial walk due to lack of public or private transportation
dude: my car is at the mechanics
dudet: so whats the plan
dude: we can always use the feetsubishi
by fersolution June 16, 2011
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Feels Food

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.
Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.
by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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feebing

Acting in the manner of a feeble minded person (a feeb)
Quit feebing or we'll be late to the party!
by effan October 4, 2017
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Feeble Git

A being who is rather large and most likely has ginger hair. Synonym to 'beast' or 'absolute unit'.
Get the f**k over here you feeble git!
by bobstinger February 15, 2019
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Feeboy

When you are too lazy to get up and pick up a proper tool/instrument to perform a task but still end up achieving the goal.
I cannot believe you pulled a horizontally impacted wisdom tooth with just a floss and an explorer. You must be Feeboy!
by 16bitgamer February 6, 2020
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salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.
Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.
by User6802 April 11, 2016
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