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by dyplatzx August 29, 2021

Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.

oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!

by Notorious Chicka April 9, 2017

farty

Someone who's sweet natured but slightly ditzy. An attractive quality in a girl but less so in a bloke.

She's a really farty one.

by slaggamuffin June 23, 2008

artsy-fartsy

someone who does a fine art, like painting masterpieces, but acts like they are better than everyone else

Herman is very artsy-fartsy when people start talking about their jobs.

by AcousticEmo December 16, 2008

arty farty

a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!

"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"

"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"

"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"

"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."

by homeless September 22, 2013

fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

fausty

White Cracka who thinks Katie is a fox, and stalks little children,but mainly small boys.

Dude that guy is a total fausty. I always see him at the daycare with candy for the little boys.

by asdefghjiko August 3, 2003