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arty farty 

a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!
"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"

"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"

"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"

"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
arty farty by homeless September 22, 2013
1. Native American,California, name meaning "I love you."
2. Aztec name, popular in Mexico.
Nayeli: "My name is Nayeli."
Sally: "How awfull, is that really your name?"
Nayeli: "Yes, well, it means 'I love you.' "
Sally: "Oh, ok.
Nayeli: "Well, Sally sounds like a fat girl's name."
Nayeli by Homeless October 10, 2005