fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

fartyx by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.

“Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”

Farty-breath by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

farty 

the best car ever made. It is powered by a 1,000hp biturbo V16 and has a sick spoiler. The farty is produced by farty Motor Company and it is sold throughout the entire universe. Sextillions of units have been sold in total, and billions of farty vehicles are made every second.

I just bought a brand new farty, wanna go on a drive with me this Saturday?

farty by UndeadHamasaki August 30, 2022

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"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."

shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

FartyMcShitPants

A name for a person that hasn't eaten anything other than Chipotle, Taco bell, or Del Taco for a week

After his students found out that Mr. Jefferson had eaten nothing but Del Taco for a whole week, they started calling him FartyMcShitPants

FartyMcShitPants by FartyMcShitPants February 26, 2021

Shitley Fartyn 

Bradley Martyn in shit form

Hey look at Shitley Fartyn benching 315!

Shitley Fartyn by dickleydartyn April 4, 2021

Farty Poo 

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.

I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.

Farty Poo by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008