by JerkCough February 7, 2012
Get the Fapportunity mug.Derived from the combination of "fannie" and "tampon."A devise, usually folded toilet paper, that is used to absorb poop that is left behind after a BM. Most often used as a means to carry out your day without spending endless hours wiping and/or having an irritated O-ring.
Jim was tired of wiping and wiping and finally decided to put in a fanpon so he could get back to the party.
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This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.
Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"
by Dash Random October 27, 2010
Get the Fapper mug.The art of taking pictures, that one will later use for the purpose of masterbation. Pornography could also be described as fapography.
I was out in the park and took some pictures of this totally hot chick, they are total fapography.
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)
by Peter James Umpleby July 16, 2007
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Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."
"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"
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