Fanpon

Derived from the combination of "fannie" and "tampon."A devise, usually folded toilet paper, that is used to absorb poop that is left behind after a BM. Most often used as a means to carry out your day without spending endless hours wiping and/or having an irritated O-ring.

Jim was tired of wiping and wiping and finally decided to put in a fanpon so he could get back to the party.

by shirtyword November 12, 2009

Fanon Goggles

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

fanzoned

being placed in the position of a fan and nothing more by your favourite singer / band member

message to your favourite band member "I love you so much" their reply "thanks for your support" this is being fanzoned

by itswood98 November 3, 2013

Grand fanyon

A dramatic emphasis on the gap between the top of a females legs when they are extremely skinny.

Wow she has very skinny legs, look at that grand fanyon dude!

by Smizzlemimps March 13, 2011

fanonym

The name given to a celebrity's dedicated fan base (e.g. Directioners (fans of One Direction), Beliebers (Justin Bieber), Whovians (Doctor Who), Potterheads (Harry Potter)).

Friend 1: What's the fanonym for Doctor Who?
Friend 2: Oh, those fans are called Whovians.

by cestchristina September 26, 2013

fanon

The canon of fandom.

Fanon is the collection concepts and ideas that are normally used in most fan fiction, but don't really existence in the real story's canon.

If a concept was used in the canon, it is only mention once in the entire series and is never mentioned again. Fan fiction writers will most likely instigate these concepts in their fics.

Some people think that fanon is phoney and stupid, but most fanon concepts are actually pretty good.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 10, 2008

Fanson

A Hanson fan. The many kinds of fansons are: ---1. Hardcore Fansons: They own all 5 albums, EPs, live CDs/DVDs, and Strong Enough to Break, which documents how they left Island to form 3CG records, and will explain all this at great length when one mistakingly says "MMMbop." They'll add fansons on FB and are willing to go on long roadtrips to see a show, decorating their rides to signal those making the same journey, encourageing them to honk in solidarity. ---2. Laysons: They occasionally hit the band's site when they release an album, and may go to a concert once or twice, but not motivated to drive for 5 hours to see them. ---3. Hipster Noobs: Being turned onto Hanson's recent music, they're oblivious to the band's past and believe upon discovering them, that they're a slick new band on the scene. They'll say things like, "You should really check out this indie band from Tulsa. They sound like Eric Hutchanson." ---4. Male Fansons: Almost non-existent in the begining, are increasingly prominent among fans, and growing in correlation with Hanson's music that appeals more to both sexes. This is mostly due to the creation of Hanson's own label, which no longer obligates them to stoke the desires of teens. ---5. Tap-Out Fansons: Once all over the MMMbop scene, they fell off the wagon, and remain unaware that their once fav band still thrives as an indie w/o their support.

Don't try to school me, Noob. I'm a hardcore fanson from back in the day, before you hipters thought they were worth a damn!

by illcutchya September 13, 2010