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Faceblirting

Ashley: How do you know that guy?

Jenna: Uh, duah we’ve been totally faceblirting for like two weeks now?!

Kimmie: Aww, lucky – I want a cute guy to faceblirt with!
by Jenna Marie Michele October 7, 2008
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Facebirth

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.
Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?
by chet_woolery January 4, 2009
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faceboo

Yo, you know those friends on Facebook, friends of friends, people you don't know, but they always be likin yo posts, sending Happy Birthday or commenting on yo club pics? They yo faceboos. You have ya bros, ya hos, ya boos, ya cuz and ya faceboos.
Babe, why ya gotta be so jealous! Quit trippin! She's just my faceboo!
by Jamesknapper June 4, 2013
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Faceblocked

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.
guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.
by Horse the Band February 14, 2008
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Faceboo

-verb (transitive)
1. To come from seemingly nowhere and contact another on Facebook®.

-noun
2. The item received when one Faceboos you.
Ex 1(verb): Tracy Just commented on my status. Where the %$#@ did she come from? She totally Faceboo'd me.

Ex 2(Noun): I just got a Faceboo from Jenny. I forgot all about that whore. Wonder who she's banging now?!
by JeremyIsAwesome February 22, 2011
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Faceback

A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head.
A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.
Tom: Hey Jerry, that girl in front of us has appealing buttocks. I faceback her an 8, what do you think ?

Jerry: She's alright but with those size 9 feet I would faceback her a 4.
by Mr_Ryt_Now November 25, 2013
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Faceboo

A Faceboo is simply your boo (lover, boyfrend, girlfriend) that you met on Facebook first.
John: So mike how did you and Kate meet
Mike: Oh! She's my Faceboo
by Tale07_cro February 3, 2010
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