elbow extend

A polite way of pointing out a black in public.

Hey, look at that gang elbow extends over there. We must be in the ghetto!

by Jew_Princess February 12, 2019

elbow graze

When you reach over to grab a girls beverage to pour her another drink or grab your own drink across the bar and gently graze the girls tits with your elbow (you can use the back of the hand for extra points).

A girl is at a party and has an empty glass in front of her. You offer to get her another drink and as you reach over to grab her glass your elbow grazes her tits.

by paulybeats August 26, 2013

Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

dick elbow

when a woman tires while jacking off a guy

I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.

by Rusty king of my hill August 31, 2006

elbows and assholes

What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.

"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All I want to see is elbows and assholes people!"

by persnickety twit October 30, 2004

asses and elbows

The only parts of your body that should be seen by your boss when he or she walks by to give the appearance that you are actually working. Scrub that floor. Asses and elbows baby.

Oh yeah, you'll see when you gotta get a job. Then it's asses and elbows baby, asses and elbows!

by Anti-Troll League October 15, 2011

elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.

"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.

by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006