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emachines

A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.
My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.
by thatkidisfat May 5, 2005
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penis empathy

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.
For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.
by Luke T May 17, 2008
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Empathetic

Contrary to those "other" dictionaries, I argue that empathetic is when you really suck at being empathic.
I used to think Jackie was pretty good at validating how I feel, but over time I've come to realize that she's just empathetic.
by Taigitsune January 12, 2008
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Emoth

Emoth (ĭ-môth)

An emoth is an emo that likes a limited amount of goth music and fancies both emo and goths. Most emos only breed with emos; an emoth is an exception to this rule. They mostly dress emo, listen to emo and usually don't like any proper old school goth music but will own music by bands like HIM and Deathstars.
"I couldn't believe my luck last night. I pulled this well fit emo. It all made sense when I got back to hers and saw the HIM CD's. Turns out she was an emoth."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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Emathculate

Combines two words: emasculate and math. Together, it means to make (a person, idea, argument, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective using math.
Person 1: In 3D coordinates, the Y-axis is always up.
Person 2: Actually, the labels are arbitrary and there tend to be two common standards: Y-axis up or Z-axis up.
Person 3: Oh! He just emathculated you!
by wormhole009 August 28, 2018
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Empathy Overload

The experience of being so totally and emotionally burnt out by upsetting news cycles, that you are unable consume any more media regarding current events
"Did you see the most recent celebrity #MeToo allegation?"

"Nah, man. I can't read any more about that. I've got Empathy Overload. Like how I cry when binge-watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
by Something.W June 2, 2018
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Eathan Jennings

Eathan Jennings is a gay ass chemistry teacher who is so atheist he frequently sends people out of the class for saying "bless you" after someone sneezes.
Person one: *reading bible*
Person two: Yo dude put that bible away, here comes Eathan Jennings!
by HTHSbarstool May 23, 2019
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