Dirty Dylan

The act of floating in a public fountain on an inflatible animal and throwing a shit at a passer by.

Woah fuck did you see that?
Yeah that kunt just did a dirty dylan look at the shit on her face.

by Clever froggers August 22, 2019

Dylan

the most amazingest (not a word) person you'll ever meet in your life. when you feel completly like shit, he'll perk up your mood by just being there. hes a great kisser and really good at those "sexual things". he has really soft hair and the most gorgeous brown eyes that you could stare into for hours.

>>:Who's that guy over there?
<<:He has soft hair and gorgoeous brown eyes and he looks like he could be good at doing sexual things.

>>:He must be a Dylan

by TheBateMaster9000 February 20, 2011

dylan peirens

Is incredibly nice looking and you should totally date him and no Panzee like Isaac can get in his way

i love Dylan Peirens Dylan Trevor Michael Peirens}

by Dylan Peirens April 27, 2017

dylan lane

host of the game show chain reaction

"Man did you see that face Dylan Lane made on last nights show?"
"Yeah, hes crazy."

by Jennaaaaaaa August 7, 2007

Dylan

Dylan isn't like most guys. At first he might seem normal but really he is the most amazing person in the world. Dylan is super nice, funny, crazy, outgoing and super sexy. He is very tall and he has long wild hair. He has an amazing sense of humor and will always find a way to fix a bad day. Once you meet him your life will change forever. If you are lucky enough to date a Dylan, never let him go. Trust me, I used to date a Dylan and he was the most amazing thing in my life, I made the mistake of letting him go and now I regret it so much. Take it from me, never make the mistake I did and always hold him in your heart, you won't regret it.

I'm dating Dylan now and he is the light of my life, I will never let him go.

by Rosette.sillygirl May 9, 2018

Dylan

The type of motherfucker Who gets pussy,
Who is smart and doesn't fuck strippers. Because they have STD’S. Itching and burning, Stanky Fishy. Anyways When you’re a Dylan, You can hook up with mom’s And get you’re Best friend to call you daddy (No homo tho). It’s the appropriate term so it ain’t gay.

“Dylan Stop fucking my mom, Dude”
“Meet you’re new dad”
“Harder Papi, Harder .“

by I Have a Big schlong December 2, 2019

Dylan

Very nice, funny, and awesome person. This person, usually a boy, can appear shy but is actually fun and outgoing. Some people who don't know him will call him a "fag" or a "homo" but these alligations are completely false. This idividual has goregeous blue eyes and awesome hair, he is tall, and is good at breaking hearts although that was not his intention.

Dylan's are sweet and caring, though they do not express their feelings to others. They can be friends with almost anyone. The sight of one Dylan could make you faint from pure awesomeness.

Most people adore him because, lets be honest, what's not to adore?!

If you come in contact with a Dylan, approach him calmly and start a conversation. But while doing this...dont ever, EVER bring up Taylor Swift becasue you could send them on a frenzy of hate! In conclusion, Dylans are one of the most beautiful, awesome creatures to walk the face of the planet (see Earth), they are so super sweet, and could make almost anyone fall for them in about five minutes. Dylans are truly unique.

Dylan is the guy that all girls (in their right mind) would want and all the guys would go gay for.

by IChooseYou May 13, 2011