deerfield

One of the most highly selective boarding schools in the nation. An acceptance rate of less than 18% sets it apart from most other prep schools. Rival, Choate Rosemary Hall accepts all walks of life with a shamefully high rate of 28%.

Congratulations... You were accepted to Deerfield, that is quite a feat.

by TruthAboutAdmissions January 5, 2008

Wharf Dwarf

A person who, sitting in a bath tub, passes gas then attempts to bite the emerging bubbles.

"Get out of the bath tub! You've been in there for hours, you wharf dwarf!"

by ECBoots April 6, 2009

Derf

Noun:
Someone who is an idiot, annoying person, jerk, etc.

Verb:
The act of doing something stupid, lame or annoying.

Adjective:
Something that is rather lame, tedious, annoying, uncool, bad, etc.

Schmitty: That Shane guy is such a derf.
Joe: Yeah, he really derfed up that photo.
Cameron: It was such a derfy thing to do.
Brodie: Derfalicious indeed.

by camblyth June 20, 2011

derf

The face a dog makes when he or she tilts his or her head and looks inquisitive or confused.

I threw the ball and Rover just looked at me like, "derf"?

by smrtpnts December 4, 2011

Dwarf Jesus

A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.

Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.

Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"

by Wodn May 4, 2009

deerfield light

The Delbarton School, an all boys day school that wishes it was a boarding school in New Jersey.

" Hey look, he's got a green hat with a big D on it, do you think he goes to Deerfield?"
"Nah, this is New Jersey, he goes to Delbarton."
"Whats that?"
"Deerfield Light."

by Agamemnon84 May 9, 2005

dwarf clambake

A gangbang involing 7 or more dwarves and a regular sized pornstar.

Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream

by Dwaf Boy October 21, 2008