2 definition by ECBoots

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A person who, sitting in a bath tub, passes gas then attempts to bite the emerging bubbles.

"Get out of the bath tub! You've been in there for hours, you wharf dwarf!"

by ECBoots April 06, 2009

The stretching found in the crotch of used or second-hand pants.

"Steve bought a pair of vintage running shorts, but he was too small to fill the indicktation.

by ECBoots May 11, 2010