Doike

What happens when you eat something you shouldn't have. As a result you need to go to the toilet immediately.

I've just doiked

by Snoozy December 30, 2014

Donker

Combination of words donkey+fucker.

If somebody ever pisses you off, call them a donker. They won't know what it means unless they pull up the definition on Urban Dictionary... Just saying (;

by boss ass bitch (; July 10, 2016

Diker Biker

A female who acts like a guy, dresses like a guy and hangs out with guys. In some occasions this female might be a lesbian.

bitch1:Eww, omg, why does she always hang out with guys?
bitch2:Uh... duh, she's a diker biker.
bitch1:A wat?
bitch2:A diker biker; a girl who wants to be a guy and always hangs out with them.
bitch1:Ooh, ok, then wouldn't that woman on the street who's wearing baggy man clothes be a diker biker?
bitch2:No you blonde, she's a hobo.

by Michelle478 December 5, 2005

donker

music genre NRG and scouse have a beat which is constant called a donk people are addicted to this beat and therefore call themselves donkers

what music do you listen to? NRG and scouse! im a donker babyyyy!

by maz214 March 22, 2008

Cock Dockery

a place to dock ones cock.

This bitch's pussy was literally a 'cock dockery'.

by Brigon7 January 23, 2009

donker

An animal or human exhibiting donkey-like qualities that include: a sturdy framed body, a large head, awkward/graceless movements, and the personality traits of innocence and loyalty, most likely due to having a low-functioning and/or small brain.

The character of Donk from the movie "Crocodile Dundee" was a real donker.

My bull terrier, Ike, is such a donker.

by bubu82 April 30, 2009

donker

A piece of poop, usually solid and log shaped.

"After I saw the poop in the pool, I grabbed the net and flung that donker over the fence."

by Kara and Justin January 13, 2006