dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Dickhawk

A mohawk for a man's genital area. In other words, when a man shaves his privates to look like a mohawk. Also called a modick.

Ben: Hey Bob, I got a haircut yesterday
Bob: Really? I can't tell.
Ben: That's because I got a dickhawk.

by Gussyboy October 20, 2010

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dicktatorship

The government of Soda Springs High School. A form of the word dictatorship except the dictator is a complete dick.

Taylor was running a dicktatorship and was beginning to piss everyone off.

by Barshizzle December 8, 2007

dicktatter

A person who makes a living by putting tattoos on peoples dicks.

The dicktatter worked hard on his customers dick when putting the tattoo on it so as not to cause much pain

by Puchin August 27, 2011

Dickbate

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.

Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate

by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013