internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

internal colonel by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

Big Colonel 

A reference to the sign at the KFC fast food restaurant.

Oi mate meet me at the Big Colonel to Square Up.

Big Colonel by BeanPlays January 31, 2017

Urinal Colonel 

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

Urinal Colonel by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Reverse Colonel 

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”

Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced

Reverse Colonel by Cousindaddi July 6, 2022

polishing the colonel 

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

polishing the colonel by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

the colonel 

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.

the colonel by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.

Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD

The Colonel's Creampie by supa skites November 3, 2010