crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

by SavageBP November 4, 2017

Crinkles

An old man who has shrivelled and wrinkly ball sacks. They have uncontrollable asthma and no toes. They fell off in the Vietnam war.

Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.

"Look at that old sad sack of shit, bet hes got the crinkles"

"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"

by Rickyberwicksbollocks105050 October 31, 2019

crinkle

Its a crush but less. Very common in Christian camps, similar to a camp crush. Its a crush but not as hard. You're intrigued but not completely interested.

Flicster 1: Hey guys who are your crinkles
Flicster 2: I like Payton and Hannah and Abby
all the girls present: omg no Im not gonna tell u. OMG why would I share that. Hahaha I don't even have one what do you mean? Lol mine is Kelelr Cox HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but yeah Im not gonna tell u. What are yours tho?

by wordonthestryeet May 3, 2020

crinkle wolves

A furry (most likely a wolf) that poops in its own diaper.

"ew what is that smell"
"Ben pooped in his pants. He is in a pack of crinkle wolves"

by JustUrTypical April 18, 2022

lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

by smelly nelly March 6, 2014

chinkleberries

slang for Chinese food

What's for diner? We are getting Chinkleberries

by M1046 October 17, 2008

clinker

the scratchings on my arse

i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum

by mike briggs July 13, 2003