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Cleaver1

She's on drugs again.

Ignore her.
This romanian woman is on drugs, she's a Cleaver1
by nobody.22 January 31, 2023
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
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cleavity

noun, the force that draws men to look at a women's breasts by sensing/seeing a little bit of cleavage produced from her breasts.
1. I was talking to her, but cleavity caused my head to drop down.
2. Jenna Jameson's cleavity is legendary, I don't even know why she puts on make up.
by waterboy711 August 7, 2008
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Cleveland Dreamer

The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.
My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.
by shadow17x September 25, 2011
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Cleavins

Contraction of "cleavage leavins": the food that falls into one's cleavage while eating, and found later to be eaten as a snack.
"I always have so many cleavins after eating popcorn at the movies."
by Femme Brulée January 27, 2012
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cleveland curlies

When ur wife finds a curly pube on the toilet seat from a party you had the night before.
Rochelle- One of your friends left his cleveland curlies on the toilet seat last night get in there and clean it up i almost puked looking at it.

Carlton- Im not cleaning that up thats some sick shit
by ALMAK March 18, 2013
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cleveland hoes

A three-syllable term used to describe females living in Cleveland,OH with certain traits.

These traits include "Thirst-Trapping" via social media,then calling the trap victims thirsty. Paternity trapping,then calling the fathers dead beats,while living off of child support or a county check,Section 8,Food Stamps,specialized welfare programs and their 20-30hr per week,minimum wage - 10/hr job ,all while claiming to be "independent". Most of these females view an STNA certificate as a degree as well. You can usually spot them by tax time balling,where they either buy a used car that lasts all of 6 months or a new car with a note they can only afford for three months,before it's repossessed,buy themselves multiple bundles of weave,outfits and shoes,pay for their "Vegas girls trip" while only buyung their children 2 outfits and either spiderman or frozen shoes depending on the gender. They are also prone to telling every new man they sleep with that they haven't had sex in three months,they have most likely had sex with one or more of your friends,and are card-carrying clinic members who regularly have to take antibiotics for STDs. They are never truthful about who they are sleeping with,how many men they are sleeping with,and the ones they do usually claim are ones they say have "swag" and are on the DL. They are also prone to putting you in jail,then hashtagging "free (your name)" as if they weren't responsible.
by Dub-X Tha General January 30, 2017
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