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Cleavins

Contraction of "cleavage leavins": the food that falls into one's cleavage while eating, and found later to be eaten as a snack.
"I always have so many cleavins after eating popcorn at the movies."
by Femme Brulée January 27, 2012
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cleavis

n.
the bit of exposed helm of someone's boner when it is tucked up into his belt line; cleavage of the penis.
Aaron's gym shirt is way too small. When he reached up to do some pull-ups, his cleavis was totally showing.
by Pu Chung Lao June 10, 2008
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Cleavisibility

The state of a woman's blouse in terms of its ability to display her cleavage.

Note: Breast size and bra performance can drastically improve cleavisibility.
Joe: Dude, that chick has HUGE melons.

Mike: Yeah, and her camisole has superior cleavisibility.
by c0r0nawlime September 21, 2009
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Cleaving

Term for LeBron's James first and potential future departures from Cleveland
Lebron James is cleaving again, only this time it is to LA.
by IndySport June 6, 2018
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cleaving

when a girl's boobs are all ova tha place
damn homie shaniqua is cleaving big tonight, g. i gots ta go get me some of that yummayyyy cleav
by funk masta g thang June 8, 2003
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cleavin

1) a sex act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the Western Whormelt, but this will be done with her legs propped behind her head 2) full definition, the male enters the womans anus from behind, spins himself upside down and wedges himself under her gearth, as he fights for air the erotic asphyxiation causes a heighten state of panicked arousal, and an explosive ejaculant can be achieved

any number of partners may be added the limit is only in ones imagination, but remember if additional partners are added the name is changed to properly represent the situation, Double Cleavin, Triple Cleavin, Octocleave even the elusive AutoCleave "i've seen it done" example below

first mentioned in an episode of "family guy" as a dirty word

also can be spelled Kleavin, from the root word cleave : to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly
Becky gave up the the cleavin last night, you can see Jim's jizz on the fan blades, he vomited all over the duvet

Roberta the superfat hermaphrodite almost died AutoCleavin with her cock up her butt and her boob in her mouth, that biker dude just happened to hear the commotion and broke into the window to save her, or was it to ass rape her before he left town, not sure but both happened
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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