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Centipeding

The sexual act of three or more people in a chain giving each other rimjobs.
Me and my friends last night decided to go centipeding with some hookers.
by Riley Wik December 24, 2010
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Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.
Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.
by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017
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Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.
1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"
by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010
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Human CentiPad

An Apple product that is part human, part centipede, part web browser, and part e-mailing device. Unveiled by Steve Jobs on "South Park" Season 15 Episode 1. Usually made of people who don't read the terms and conditions on iTunes.
Bro: "What's up, Dogg?"
Dogg: "Not too much, Bro. Where's Guy?"
Bro: "Ah, he caught a bad break. He didn't read the terms and conditions when he downloaded Justin Bieber's latest song off iTunes and accidentally agreed to be part of a Human CentiPad."
Dogg: "Ouch, that's a tough break. I've got to say though, he sort of deserves it for listening to The Bieb. That guy blows something awful."
Bro: "Yeah, totally, what a chode."
by Nicholas D May 21, 2011
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centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.
Brad you have a centimeter peter.
by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007
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Human Centipad

Another ingenues invention by Apple and Steve Jobs. This new product incorporated an Iphone 4, and Ipad 3G. It was capable of "reading" through the help of a middle aged asian man, a 10 year old by, and a middle aged woman all surgically fused ass to mouth. It was rumored that the Iphone was duck taped the the forehead of the asian man. While the Ipad was duck taped to the butt of the woman.

Unfortunately, this product only made it through preliminary testing after it was recalled the day of its revealing to the general public at a Best Buy, Dr. Phil special. Where they gave the new product to an abused 10 year old boy, who claimed to be "fucked" by him mother.

Steve Jobs has yet to make a public statement.
Asian Man: Im so hungry! should I eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus? Or the Vanilla Paste?

10 Year Old Boy: Vanilla Paste! Vanilla Pasteeee!

Asian Man: OK! I will eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus!

Human Centipad: Yumm Yumm Yumm, sd;fjdsf, fsdjkfd, ;lkjdsf, eeerreekkkk, Beep.
by losebagman May 24, 2011
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centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length
Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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