Cabe

Someone with a masculine cock the size believed to be as big as the sun. When he walks the halls it is practically hanging out usually having to get a wheelbarrow to carry it around. All the girls are all over him because his looks are hot and hair is flawless.

Did you see Cabe today. No, but I want to see his big cock in me.

by The grubmister March 2, 2021

caber toss

a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.

With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Cable Stealing gypsies

a Bad Ass Rock n roll Band from Johannesburg, South Africa.

bringing back that raw 70's vibe, and electric performance.

favorite songs- Lucifer, red guitar, Shoot you down

they will... melt your face off!!
Bra jeff " dude Cable Stealing Gypsies are sick"

Jabu "straight up! think my face just melted"

Bra jeff "your face looks ok, but I think you pissed your pants... mad show!!!"

by wess13 July 13, 2011

cable tv

Oversatured crap that is shoved right at us whether we like it or not and is very ignorant of people really like to watch. A lot of people rather watch something more intelligent than South Park, Family Guy, and Andy Griffith. We would like to see music videos, real comedians than this fake Jeff Duhman crap, not told that the world is going to end, and who gives a fuck about Hannah Montana. The quality stuff is on premium service (of course) or over the internet.

Nothing good on Cable TV...fuck five full hours of Bonanza reruns, lets turn on the internet.

by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010

cabronazo

This word designes a person that is a bad guy,rude,it depends by the context,refeered to yo homies it's a word that says "great friend",but it is im the bad way,it means a really bad meaning,like ho,motherfucker,like "cabrón"but worst

Hey cabronazo,¿cómo estás?refeered to a great friend
Maldito cabronazo.refeered to you with bad intentions
cabronmaricamotherfuckermexicanspanishctm

by IvanScorpion December 11, 2015

Cabaret

Entertainment in a club/bar. Most likely to be of a sleazy kind

Now I'm Of Consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret...

by RxAxM August 18, 2007

Larry the Cable Guy

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"

Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005