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Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person
Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.
by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019
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cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt
Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.
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bummer

A wedgie but you hit the person 30 times in the kidneys with a wooden paddle and pull on their balls with the backside of a hammer. While you are performing the bummer, your friends must light the person's pants on fire.
"It was a bummer" - Jon Hamm after his 1990 fraternity hazing incident
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hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").
I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!
by prairiefire June 12, 2010
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Bummer

Bummer is a racial slur, in Vietnamese street talk for an African American, similar to the N-Word in American language. It is a slur meant to criticize, and slander people who aren't of Vietnamese heritage, mainly people of darker skinned ethnicity.
"Yo Nina! Nguyen just called me a Bummer!"
"A Bummer?"
"Yeah man, my boy told me it's like calling me a n***er!"
"HELL NO!"
by WatchfulEye22 June 23, 2018
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Bummer

A theatrical production that is so lacking in merit that it causes the viewer to remove his/her bum (posterior) from the seat; a poor performance.
'I tried my very best to sit through The Vagina Monologues, but after half an hour of that cunt speaking I fell asleep. What a bummer'.

'So lacklustre was his performance that to call the production a bummer would be generous'.

'The transexual production of Puss in Boots didn't last until the second act; a bummer by definition'.
by The Bottom Inspectors December 8, 2018
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