church bling

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.

by KJS September 18, 2006

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blingding'd

When a peice of bling snags, knocks, bumps or otherwise dings you or your partner.
I have a huge Rolex that dinged my girlfriends funny bone once - she didnt laugh.

"Damn boy! You been dancin so hard, that zirconia encrusted dollar sign has blingding'd a rut in your chest!"

by RockNRollMike November 3, 2005

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BLINGSHEVIK

A newly wealthy Russian.

Roman Abramovich finds that his 377ft. yacht Pelorus is a tad cozy.In true BLINGSHEVIK fashion he orders a roomier 500footer.

by L.MARTIN June 11, 2008

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Term coined by S. Hadmack
(n.) An animal that has been subject to wearing flashy items or articles of clothing, usually small dogs.

(n.) One who is a slave to all tendy fashion gimmicks without regard to the impact it may have on others and the environment.
(v.) To make one buckle down and dress in high fashion outfits such as, swarovski crystal bejeweled tee shirts.

(n.) Dog: "Roof."

Human: "Now pooter bear muffin, mama wants you to wear this cute little tutu."

Dog: "No! I will not be your bling-slave."
(v.) "Please don't make me go out side and bling-slave, I don't want to be seen in your damn tutu."

by Jainisnotablingslave March 22, 2011

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bloinkin

the act of some dumbass thinkin that gettin a blowjob on a toilet is called a "bloinkin" so from now on, any body who says something stupid, then call them bloinkin.

that bloinkin just said he seen a pig fly into an elephants ass.

by Piggyfats December 7, 2011

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