Dr. Barkov.

Said when a conman misunderstands a name.
This word(s) is best said in a Russian accent or by Marco Marino. It originates from a comedy sketch about a conman by the troupe in Visually Impaired Placenta.

(From the script:)

Chief Conman: Dr. Barkov...
Herbert: But my name's Herbert.
Chief Conman: (Pause) Dr. Barkov... do you know where you are?

(And so the script goes on)

by Wallamanage September 5, 2005

Arj Barker

The best comedian ever to be born. And so beautiful at the same time. Creator of shpants. Resides in California.
Smokes a lot of weed

"Im hungry, anyone got some leftover Arj Barker that they wanna share?"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

park and bark

referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.

1: He can't even put on a good show. There's no razzle, no dazzle. All he does is park and bark.

by Amadeus.Cho May 18, 2015

Birch Bark Canoe

A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.

Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.

by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009

All bark and no chungus

The phrase 'all bark and no chungus' is usually said about someone who talks a lot, and is also morbidly obese.

Remi is literally all bark and no chungus

by ChonkerRemi May 15, 2022

Barking spider

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

Barkony

A place where dogs go to bark, very similar to a balcony.

Hank, the Great Dane, is too big to be inside, so he steps out onto the barkony.

by HAAAAANK September 7, 2009