bitchertation

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

by PajamaSutra February 8, 2024

bitchenwiener

wenn dein Freund ein Schwanzspitze werden ist, dann nenn ihn das

Anthoney SamMcAnthonie Weiner is being a major BITCHENWIENER.

by PeckerPicker November 18, 2023

bitcherade

When someone won’t stop whining and bitching, they’ve been drinking too much Bitcherade (like Gatorade or Powerade but for whiny bitches)

Terri: *won’t stop bitching about every little thing*

Jeff: Terri, stop drinking all the Bitcherade and chillax.”

by Thats_funny__69 December 7, 2023

Bitchen

A kitchen that belongs to a bitch that doesn’t cook in it

- Why do you need a kitchen if you can’t cook nothing but boiled eggs?
- It’s a bitchen, darling.

by ex_nih_fit February 12, 2026

Bitchen Whips

Coined by the kuntz boys in the early 2010’s a synonym for sounds good.

Tyrone: You buy the Zin’s?

Kiran: ya boi!
Tyrone: bitchen whips

by MrBigDeal July 27, 2025

The Bitchening

The day when all karens come together to create the biggest ragnorok against the manager.

Looks like the bitchening has begun

by Cherrieup January 24, 2021

Bad Bitcheria

Slang for an Italian pizza place that is also a stripclub

Hey man let's go get some food at the Bad Bitcheria.

by DeltaSmokes November 3, 2023